i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
i got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them
i feel sorry for people in 100 years time trying to find an URL for tumblr which is readable
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
you never fully realize how strange tumblr is until you scroll through your dash in a public place
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
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You set the precinct record, you weren’t happy. You solved an unsolvable case, you weren’t happy. No case is gonna make you happy.